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The Black Page - Frank Zappa (Guitar Cover)

The Black Page - Frank Zappa (Guitar Cover)

Far Beyond The Sun - Yngwie Malmsteen (First Half Guitar Cover)

Far Beyond The Sun - Yngwie Malmsteen (First Half Guitar Cover)

Kid Charlemagne - Steely Dan (Nightcore Guitar Cover)

Kid Charlemagne - Steely Dan (Nightcore Guitar Cover)

Panasonic Youth - The Dillinger Escape Plan (Guitar Cover)

Panasonic Youth - The Dillinger Escape Plan (Guitar Cover)

OW! (SPLIDAO!) I Like It, Though - Hail the Sun (just the first minute or so)

OW! (SPLIDAO!) I Like It, Though - Hail the Sun (just the first minute or so)

A snippet from my song “Sky Full of Stars” off my latest album “5 Incantations” which you can hear wherever you stream your music.

A snippet from my song “Sky Full of Stars” off my latest album “5 Incantations” which you can hear wherever you stream your music.

INCANTATION V - The Devil (SUMMON HIM)

A ritual for the summoning, channeling, and utilization of Satan and whatever else you wanna call it. Something completely and utterly rebellious in the face of even the most powerful things. Transform into resistance itself and force your will upon whatever seems unconquerable in your life.

5 Incantations (For the Summoning of Unholy Entities and the Channeling of Ungodly Powers) is now available wherever you stream your music.

INCANTATION V - The Devil (SUMMON HIM)

A ritual for the summoning, channeling, and utilization of Satan and whatever else you wanna call it. Something completely and utterly rebellious in the face of even the most powerful things. Transform into resistance itself and force your will upon whatever seems unconquerable in your life.

5 Incantations (For the Summoning of Unholy Entities and the Channeling of Ungodly Powers) is now available wherever you stream your music.

INCANTATION IV - Upon Primrose Hill (PRAYER OF BONDS)

A prayer calling for the end of isolation and the establishment of true connections with other people. This one is important if you’re on that damn phone all the time.

5 Incantations (For the Summoning of Unholy Entities and the Channeling of Ungodly Powers) is now available wherever you stream your music.

INCANTATION IV - Upon Primrose Hill (PRAYER OF BONDS)

A prayer calling for the end of isolation and the establishment of true connections with other people. This one is important if you’re on that damn phone all the time.

5 Incantations (For the Summoning of Unholy Entities and the Channeling of Ungodly Powers) is now available wherever you stream your music.

INCANTATION III - Chorale (SATANIC HYMN)

A short piece of praise for The Devil and what he represents.

5 Incantations (For The Summoning of Unholy Entities And The Channeling of Ungodly Powers) is now available wherever you stream your music.

INCANTATION III - Chorale (SATANIC HYMN)

A short piece of praise for The Devil and what he represents.

5 Incantations (For The Summoning of Unholy Entities And The Channeling of Ungodly Powers) is now available wherever you stream your music.

INCANTATION II - Sky Full of Stars

Dedicated to my distant brother, Ike Baer-Sanft. Rest in peace.

INCANTATION II - Sky Full of Stars

Dedicated to my distant brother, Ike Baer-Sanft. Rest in peace.

INCANTATION I - Black Summer (DISTORTION BATH)

Wash away your dogmatic conformities and opt for new autonomous lifestyle via a baptism of pure guitar distortion. Black Summer is one such ritual where you can be cleansed in the awesome power of drones and amplification as practiced by other heavy metal priests and practitioners such as Boris, Deafheaven, or Sunn O))).

5 Incantations (For the Summoning of Unholy Entities and the Channeling of Ungodly Powers) is now available wherever you stream your music.

INCANTATION I - Black Summer (DISTORTION BATH)

Wash away your dogmatic conformities and opt for new autonomous lifestyle via a baptism of pure guitar distortion. Black Summer is one such ritual where you can be cleansed in the awesome power of drones and amplification as practiced by other heavy metal priests and practitioners such as Boris, Deafheaven, or Sunn O))).

5 Incantations (For the Summoning of Unholy Entities and the Channeling of Ungodly Powers) is now available wherever you stream your music.

5 Incantations. Album out now. Link in bio.

5 Incantations. Album out now. Link in bio.

5 Incantations (For The Summoning of Misotheistic Entities and The Channeling of Blasphemous Powers) will be released on May 1st 2026 across all music streaming platforms.

This album reflects the contempt I harbor for America’s religious dogma as well as the dread induced by its most recent authoritarian form. It also reflects the time I saw The Devil standing over my bed.

Remember kids: Jesus Saves, but Satan Rules.

5 Incantations (For The Summoning of Misotheistic Entities and The Channeling of Blasphemous Powers) will be released on May 1st 2026 across all music streaming platforms.

This album reflects the contempt I harbor for America’s religious dogma as well as the dread induced by its most recent authoritarian form. It also reflects the time I saw The Devil standing over my bed.

Remember kids: Jesus Saves, but Satan Rules.

First of 5 Incantations dropped today. “Upon Primrose Hill” is available wherever you stream music. Use responsibly.

First of 5 Incantations dropped today. “Upon Primrose Hill” is available wherever you stream music. Use responsibly.

Mr. Crowley (Outro Solo) - Ozzy Osbourne

Mr. Crowley (Outro Solo) - Ozzy Osbourne

Trilogy Suite Op. 5 (Intro) - Yngwie Malmsteen

Trilogy Suite Op. 5 (Intro) - Yngwie Malmsteen

I’m releasing an album of 5 Satanic Incantations with which you can hex all your friends and channel dark evil powers n shit. First incantation is out next Friday (April 17th).

I’m releasing an album of 5 Satanic Incantations with which you can hex all your friends and channel dark evil powers n shit. First incantation is out next Friday (April 17th).

Mr. Crowley (1st solo) - Ozzy Osbourne (RIP Randy and Ozzy 🖤)

Mr. Crowley (1st solo) - Ozzy Osbourne (RIP Randy and Ozzy 🖤)

Echdinas Arf (Of You) / Don’t You Ever Wash That Thing? - Frank Zappa

Echdinas Arf (Of You) / Don’t You Ever Wash That Thing? - Frank Zappa

Somebody That I Used To Know (Intro + Solo Comp) - Elliott Smith

Somebody That I Used To Know (Intro + Solo Comp) - Elliott Smith

The Four Seasons “Summer” III. Presto (Guitar Cover) - Antonio Vivaldi

The Four Seasons “Summer” III. Presto (Guitar Cover) - Antonio Vivaldi

No Million Live in Cambridge MA. Full set on our YouTube.

No Million Live in Cambridge MA. Full set on our YouTube.

The Damnation Game (intro) - Symphony X

The Damnation Game (intro) - Symphony X

Stabwound (intro) - Necrophagist (I don’t have enough frets)

Stabwound (intro) - Necrophagist (I don’t have enough frets)

Sea of Lies (Solo) - Symphony X

Sea of Lies (Solo) - Symphony X

No Million will be playing their first show of 2026 at the Cambridge Community Center on Saturday 3/28.

No Million will be playing their first show of 2026 at the Cambridge Community Center on Saturday 3/28.

Name That Tune! Lmk how many you get

Name That Tune! Lmk how many you get

Forget Me Nots - Patrice Rushen (the only time you will see me play slap) watch til the end for the sax solo

Forget Me Nots - Patrice Rushen (the only time you will see me play slap) watch til the end for the sax solo

Sequence Start - Sungazer

Sequence Start - Sungazer

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